Post by StabbyVicky on Dec 22, 2002 19:34:11 GMT -5
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
Can you blow a balloon up under water?
How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?
If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
Is there anything easier done than said?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they didn't exist then?
Too lazy to post more.
