The Final Fantasy Idiots (sounds familiar)

[Auronisabeast2]

[glow=red,2,300]The Final Fantasy Idiots[/glow]

( I am tellin' ya', that sounds familiar)

This is the rip-off Clan of the Final Fantasy Jokers!!! ;D

Here, you post thoughts of FFX, stories, bloopers, funny, idiotic things... Just like in the jokers...We might have contests about certain things sometimes....

[glow=blue,2,300]The Leader:[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]Auronisabeast2[/glow]
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[glow=green,2,300]The Co-Leader:[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Shadow[/glow]
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[glow=purple,2,300]My loyal Subjects:[/glow]
[glow=purple,2,300]LubuFreak[/glow]
[glow=purple,2,300]DeadlyDonkey[/glow]
[glow=purple,2,300]StabbyVicky[/glow]
[glow=purple,2,300]drdoom299[/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Club News[/glow]
This just in Auronisabeast3 voted coolest person alive!!
^ Shut up you lyier, that never happened ~ Shadow.

[Shadow]

hmm... how didn't i think of this before? ok, i'm in!

[lubufreak]

im in

[Shadow]

hmm... i tought the thread starter could edit the first post in clubs and clans...

[DeadlyDonkey]

I'm in, and I would post my buddies friends spoof but it takes too long putting it into 5000 letter chunks (which is all the letters this board will let me do).

[Shadow]

DeadlyDonkey said:

I'm in, and I would post my buddies friends spoof but it takes too long putting it into 5000 letter chunks (which is all the letters this board will let me do).

yep, i have that prob with my story too

[Auronisabeast2]

welcome aboard donkey

[lubufreak]

so what do you do in this clan anyways?

[Auronisabeast2]

check first post...

[Shadow]

damn.. how am i supposed to post my story if the limit characters is 5,000...

[Auronisabeast2]

cut it up into parts

[Shadow]

too lazy to cut it

[Auronisabeast2]

This is my story:

Tidus, the Incredible Idiot

*The scene starts as Tidus is watching his Favorite sitcom: "Buddies". He is on the couch, eating Doritos® and drinkin Pepsi®. Candy wrappers are scattered across the floor, there are staions from his juice and all of his other beverages. There is also I potent smell of crap coming from the bathroom. Tidus's dog Bubba is licking himself trying to get him self clean from all of the pieces of food that are flying down on him...*

Tidus: Hey bubba, looks like you've put on a few pounds there...
Bubba: Right back at you...
Tidus: Did you just say somethin?

Bubba looks at Tidus and starts panting..

Tidus: I swear you said something, you did, you did I tell you...you did say something...

*Tidus continues on mumbling to himself, when the phone rings...Tidus runs over to get it...*

Tidus: Ye'llow?!

??: Hello Tidus, I am someone from a secret organazation. I would like to meet you...
Tidus: Okay, where should I go?
??: Go to the old warehouse on the dock...
Tidus: And when should I go to he old warehouse by the dock...
??: 11 o'clock P.M., sharp...
Tidus: Okay, and where am I going?
??: To the old warehouse on the dock.
Tidus: And at what time?
??: At 11 o'clock P.M.
Tidus: And where should I meat you?
??: At the old warehouse on the dock!
Tidus: And at what time should I get there?
??: At 11 o'clock P.M.
Tidus: And where will I be going?
??: OK, WRITE THIS DOWN!!!...
Tidus: Okee dokee...
??: THE OLD WAREHOUSE ON THE DOCK...
Tidus: Ok an...
??: ...AT 11 O'CLOCK P.M.!!!
Tidus: And where is th....Hello?....Hello?....Hello?....Hello?....Hmm...

*Tidus hangs up the phone and looks at the clock*

Tidus: Hmm... the big hand his on the 12 and the small hand is on 10...this might take a while...I know!!!! I will go ask Auron.

*Tidus goes across the hall and knocks on Aurons door*

Auron: Who is it?
Tidus: It's me your buddy, TIDUS!!!
Auron: oh, no...GO AWAY!!!
Tidus: I need your help.

*Auron unlatches his lock on his door*

Auron: Come in...[size=1you big fat...[/size]
Tidus: YAY!!!!

*Tidus prances into Aurons apartment*

Auron: What do you need?
Tidus: What time is it?
Auron: You're kidding, right...
Tidus: No.
Auron: Oh my god...It's 10 o'clock...
Tidus: Ok, how long is it until it is 10 o'clock P.M.
Auron: It's 10 o'clock P.M. right now!!
Tidus: You just said that it wa...
Auron: I don't care, it is 10 o'clock P.M. RIGHT NOW!!!
Tidus: How long is it until it's 11 P.M.
Auron: Figure it out yourself..

*Tidus starts counting his fingers*

Tidus: uhhh....Auron
Auron: What is it...
Tidus: I only have 10 fingers, I can't count up to 11...
Auron: ...
Tidus: What is it?
Auron: There is one more hour until 11 o'clock...
Tidus: How long is an hour
Auron: 59 minutes and 60 seconds *has an evil grin on his face because he knows he is confusing tidus*
Tidus: Ok thanks...
Auron (thinks): Whoa, how does he understand that?
Tidus: Uh...one more thing...how long away is that?
Auron: *evil grin* ehe....

[Auronisabeast2]

this is the rest of my story:

* 50 Minuters later...
Tidus knocks on Aurons door*

Tidus: Auron, it's been 50 minutes, you need to take me to the Warehouse on the dock!!
Auron: Ok, go gather everyone up...

*Tidus knocks on Wakka's, Lulu's, Yuna's rikku's, and Kimahris's doors'*

Tidus: Everyone, Let's go to the Warehouse on the dock!!!
Wakka: Let my put in my super-upright gel...
Lulu: I have to get in my other fake boob, hold on...
Rikku: I need to get my clothes on...

*Tidus, Wakka, and Auron run into Rikkus room...but she already got here clothes on...*

Tidus/Wakka/Auron: Damn...
Yuna: I need to get my clothes on too...

*Tidus, Wakka, and Auron don't budge*

Yuna: Why didn't you guys run in when I didn't have my clothes on*
Tidus/Wakka/Auron: No motivation...
Yuna: That offends me...
Auron: Why don't you summon an aeon and try them to make me sorry, cause you ain't doin a good job sista.
Everyone except Yuna,Auron, and Tidus: BURNED!!!!
Tidus: What happened, did I miss something...Did someone just get burned?

*Everyone smacks themselves on their foreheads*

*Everyone hops in the van*

Tidus: YAY!!! A car ride!!! This is gonna be fun, isn't it Wakka...
Wakka: Please god, kill me
Tidus: Hi there Lulu!!
Lulu: Shut up!!!

*Tidus starts crying*

Auron: AHHH!!!! I can't take it anymore!!! Who wants Tidus strapped to the top of the van??

*Everyone raises their hand, even Tidus*

*Yuna pulls over and everyone jumps out and ties Tidus to the top of the roof*

*As they continue down the road, everyone inside the van starts to hear singing*

Tidus (singing): Ohhhhhhhhh, I am singin on top of the roof, I am on top of the van, ohhhhh yeahhh...
Everyone except Tidus: Oh my god....

*Everyone arrives at the Warehouse, and when they there, they see, a 13 year old potuguese kid standing out side*

??: You Tidus...
Tidus: Who is Tidus?
Lulu: You're Tidus you Dumbass!!
Tidus: Oh thats right...yea, I am Tidus...
??: Follow Me...

*Everyone Walks inside*

Wakka/Tidus/Auron/Lulu/Yuna/Rikku: Whoa...
Rikku: Wait aren't we missing someone?

*Meanwhile, back at the apartment...*

Kimahri: Hello? Kimahri is not laughing...Alone, Kimahri is....

To be continued....

Will Kimahri find his way to the Warehouse?
What secrets does the warehouse hide?
What is the mysterious organanization?
Will Tidus ever not be dumb?

All will be revealed in part 2 of "Tidus, the Incredible Idoit*


Ok, what did you guys think...it was my 1st story, so cut me some slack...

[StabbyVicky]

FF Idiots... Perfect! I'm in. I'll post something later.

[Auronisabeast2]

welcome aboard

[Shadow]

i'll have to split my party in lots of parts...

[Auronisabeast2]

its not that hard tho

[Shadow]

Auronisabeast2 said:

its not that hard tho

lazy for it

[StabbyVicky]

Shadow said:

lazy for it

That would be my line