Isoor Haven

[Major Isoor]

Hello! This is the best nation you can be in, for these reasons:
1) The money is more valuable than anywhere else
2) I'm in charge
3) The pay is good
4) We have the best WMD's the world can offer!

The government:
Dictator: Major Isoor
Janitor: LagunaSeca (ha ha! )
Advisor (replaced monthly due to beheading from bad advice):
General of the Army:
General of the Navy:
General of the Air Force:

Enlist now and you can gain a high ranking position!

[LagunaSeca]

Whoa, I didn't sign up for that spot! Why, thanks Isoor. It's an honor.

*Proudly mops floor with content*

[Major Isoor]

I knew you'd like it!

Hey! You missed a spot! Do you wanna end up like my last advisor!?

[LagunaSeca]

majorisoor said:

I knew you'd like it!

Hey! You missed a spot! Do you wanna end up like my last advisor!?

Anti-gravity aristocracy.